10. Noisy doors.

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity

When Grandma Goes To Court:

Lawyers should never ask a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

Unemployed.

I'm just a plain nobody, but I think this plan could work.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one:

• Fake an emergency:
  1. Excuse yourself from the table to wash up. Take your cell phone with you or go to a phone out of your date's line of vision. Get the number of the restaurant or establishment you are at.

I

Me and all that is me; a person; a commission of one. An American.

Pledge

My word of honor, give all that is mine selflessly and freely.

Allegiance

My duty, my obligation, my job. Loyalty.

To the Flag

Now we all know that every woman is different and there is no surefire method to guarantee the female orgasm. But there are ways to increase her chances of doing so and your chances of bringing her there.

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point.

Pop-Ups
I start with the no brainer of all time. Like most of my hates there are exceptions when they might be used but rare is the case successfully made for the use of browsers that open unexpectedly.

If it were a mere annoyance I might learn to live with it but Pop-Ups notoriously ruin navigation and have browser controls (such as the address box) removed.

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10 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

Why Star Trek Sucks:

Listed is a unique and funny top 10 list of reasons to be in love. All of them are true, and hilarious.

10. If you act interested in what he is saying, the more attention you get.

1. Turtles have no teeth.

2. Prehistoric turtles may have weighed as much as 5,000 pounds.

3. Only one out of a thousand baby sea turtles survives after hatching.

4. Sea turtles absorb a lot of salt from the sea water in which they live. They excrete excess salt from their eyes, so it often looks as though they're crying.

U.S. presidents have guided us to wartime victory and plunged us into economic depression. All of their triumphs and failures can teach us a thing or two about our own careers. Here are some important lessons we can learn from our former U.S. leaders:

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

Good day to you all. This is going to be a blast.

We have all heard it before. Talent attracts talent.

NOPE. I have nothing to report today. Maybe tomorrow.

I'm trying this new platform to distribute items that I find of interest while surfing to those who care to read them.

Most of the links will be computer related. I am also very interested in science stories so expect to see some of those too.

I don't care at all about sports or politics so don't bother if that's what you're looking for.

Feedback is welcome.

Enjoy

What a wonderful site this seems to be! I can't wait to participate more fully. I have a "real" blog called From Scratch: A lot of chatter about food and a little about politics.

If you'd like to visit, it's at http://ellaella.wordpress.com

Please leave a comment if you stop by and mention HotDuggity so we can start to get to know each other.

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