This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point.

A myth exists that women love to shop. That's just not so, and here are the top ten reasons why:

Lack of awareness of what actually looks good on them.

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity

When Grandma Goes To Court:

Lawyers should never ask a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

Unemployed.

• Fake an emergency:
  1. Excuse yourself from the table to wash up. Take your cell phone with you or go to a phone out of your date's line of vision. Get the number of the restaurant or establishment you are at.

Listed is a unique and funny top 10 list of reasons to be in love. All of them are true, and hilarious.

10. If you act interested in what he is saying, the more attention you get.

1. Turtles have no teeth.

2. Prehistoric turtles may have weighed as much as 5,000 pounds.

3. Only one out of a thousand baby sea turtles survives after hatching.

4. Sea turtles absorb a lot of salt from the sea water in which they live. They excrete excess salt from their eyes, so it often looks as though they're crying.

U.S. presidents have guided us to wartime victory and plunged us into economic depression. All of their triumphs and failures can teach us a thing or two about our own careers. Here are some important lessons we can learn from our former U.S. leaders:

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."