10 Things I Hate About Everyone
Submitted by bobbymac on Sun, 11/11/2007 - 2:11pm.
10 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".?Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
10. When people leave weird comments on my blog pages that have nothing to do with the content
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Cake
Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 11/11/2007 - 3:17pm.
Having your cake and eating it are mutually exclusive (you can have it and *then* eat it, but that's different). The saying makes a lot of sense. Translation: You want to do two things, but doing one prevents you from doing the other.
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Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 11/11/2007 - 3:32pm.
1. If the other person is def, this speeds things up.
2. This is a long term outlook. If they find the remote they won't have to get up again, these people are looking into the future.
6. Although it sounds dumb, this is a nice thing to do for someone as answering that takes little brainpower but if they are concentrating on something more important then they can just say no and avoid a long question.
7. The product is new, the idea is improved.
8. Life may be short, it just depends on the perspective you take. Your life is the longest thing you will do, but life as a concept is short relative to lets say the life of the universe.
9. Quite a valid question, the person may have arrived just to see the bus pull off; if you don't ask, you won't know.
#8 is great
Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 11/11/2007 - 10:06pm.
Best reply to that comment I've heard.