Unemployed.
If you’re the type of man who just doesn’t seem to be able of keeping a job more than a month, don’t even try of contacting me! We’re not here to support you, while you prefer sitting on the couch, drinking bear, belching and watching sports instead of looking for a job and trying to actually keep one long enough!

Wife beaters
You’re probably the type of man that doesn’t have other arguments than beating his wife. Your brain is probably too undeveloped to make you rational. And on top of that, you’re probably jobless too. Join a fighting club, but don’t hit defenseless women!

Alcoholics
If you’re the type of guy that sees a bottle of blonde beer when looking to a woman, than you should probably find a therapist and go to an A.A. meeting! Try dealing with your problems instead of drowning them in alcohol! Stand up and take action! If you need my help, ask for it. I’ll help you. But stop feeling sorry of yourself and being down to the bottom of every bottle of alcohol you lay your eyes on!

Wimps
If you’re the kind of man who can’t stand up for himself, and gives up every time he’s challenged, then you can forget about dating me! Go hide yourself some place safe, otherwise who knows what might scare you again! Boo!

Mummy’s little boy
If you’re on your thirties and still living with your folks, and you never dare disobeying your mum, then you have a problem! Get a life! Open your eyes and start living! You’re too old to live with your parents!

Porn obsessed weirdoes
If you have an entire collection of porn movies, you wear women’s lingerie underneath your clothes, even though you’re not gay or travesty, then you should definitely check your head! Don’t even think of approaching me!

Self-centered men
If you’re the type of guy who doesn’t care about anyone and anything except himself, don’t think of ever dating me! You’re probably better with yourself!
Or even worse, if you’re a narcissist obsessed with his hair to look good with his spotless image, keep out! Stay away from me and my hair styling mousse! Go and talk with your mirror!

Arrogant men
If you are too proud of yourself, bragging all the time and you don’t seem to realize that there are probably better men out there, if you can’t handle a decent contradictory conversation without hurting other’s feelings and always trying to impose your point of view, even if wrong, then you definitely not my type! Your assertiveness doesn’t impress me a bit!

Liars
If you cannot be honest in a relationship, you can’t be trusted and you don’t tell the truth, you obviously cannot make a relationship to work. Lying to the others ultimately means lying yourself.

Workaholics
You probably spend 18 hours a day at work, forgot to feed your pet and plants, sometimes forget to feed yourself, your best friend is your pager and you talk to your computer. When you’re caught in traffic and two minutes late for work, it’s the end of the world for you! And on top of that, if you don’t even notice that your secretary looks like a supermodel, then you’re definitely a workaholic. Look up in the dictionary for the word “vacation”!